The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
“Do you wanna be my mentor?
Come on, let’s win those Games
They’re calling me the Girl on Fire, but I’m on a pyre,
Surrounded by the flames
We could be team buddies, and yet we’re not
Oh please don’t let me die
Do you wanna be my mentor?
I could really use a mentor…”
"Fuck off, Katniss"
"Screw you, bye"Do you wanna be my mentor?
You’ve done it once before
And Peeta’s volunteered for you, now we’re in Round 2
Please open up the door
Swear to me you’ll save him, instead of me,
When we’re in the Quarter Quell…
*tick tock tick tock tick tock**knocks* Haymitch? Please, I know you’re in there
Plutarch’s asking where you’ve been
You freed me from the Quarter Quell, but I’m still in Hell
You promised you’d save him,
What’s the point of this rebellion, without Peeta here?
What are we gonna do?
Do you wanna be my mentor?…
This started out funny and now I’m a ball of tears. Thank.I REGRET NOTHING
I love you.And I love you, random citizen!
Yup. Now it’s sad
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